Face it. Joe is not getting any younger and Derek is in lousy physical condition for a guy in his early 40's. As founder of this entertainment dynasty and in conjunction with my team The Black Hole has decided to franchise.  Yes, I know all of the troubles associated with franchising. The chief problem is "loss of quality control" which frankly we do not see as a problem. If interested (and who wouldn't be) fill in the form and send it to our executive producer Matt who's contact info is somewhere on the website. He will perform due diligence and get back to you. Tape the nickel fee to your application.  Even better pay for your franchise through paypal.

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